"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing"
"it's a never ending suffering."
'As I'm Suffering From Love'
Sit down, Badri! - Yes, sir!
He's mocking you. Look.
With his finger on his lips.
Oh, no. - That's why..
Oh, no. - Right? - No, sir..
Nothing like that.
I've a habit..
Tell us a joke, Badri.
Hey. There's a joke on teachers in your act
like a definition for teachers.
Definition?
What's that?
It's about solving problems.
Oh, that one?
They teach us about the problems that doesn't exist in our life
and teach us how to solve them. They are called teachers.
There's no logic in it.
I don't get it.
There's no logic to it.
It's just a joke.
How would the students learn if they're not given problems?
Oh, God, don't ponder too much on the details.
That's right, sir.
This joke is about how students generally don't like teachers.
Why? Why don't they like them?
No, sir. Teachers tend to shoot out questions all the time.
What? Why?
Who said so? Why don't they like us?
What's the issue with teachers?
Did you see? You just proved it by shooting five questions.
I don't understand.
Are you trying to say that teachers have problems
or teachers are the problems?
It depends, sir.
Now, if they are a Mathematics teacher, they have many problems.
I'm a Mathematics Teacher.
Do you mean to say I have a problem?
I never meant to say that, sir!
This girl was the one who kept asking me to tell jokes.
Why do you do this?
Sir.
Has she really come for an audition?
Did she ask you to change everything?
Mr. Santhosh.
Our ideas match perfectly.
We decided how to help the movie reach the audience.
That's not your problem, okay?
Sir, don't listen to her ideas.
Mr. Gautham Menon is a legendary director, sir.
You shouldn't be messing with his scene, sir.
Shut up your mouth. Sit on a couch.
I know English.
That's why I'm the associate director of Mr. Gautham Vasudev Menon. Okay?
Give and take respect, Mr. Santhosh.
My aim is to make this film a commercial one
an entertainer, and reach out to the locals.
Mr. AD! Yes, you!
Call Mottai Rajendran up and ask him to come here at once.
He'll be playing the role of heroine's father in this film.
Heroine's father should be classy and well-read.
Mottai Rajendran is also classy
red, blue, white, black.. Everything they have.
Do what I say.
What if we turn the heroine into a ghost?
She herself looks like a ghost in person.
Hey, it's just for fun.
Hey, don't mistake me.
But that's a very good idea.
I think the hero should be given a guitar
and staged at the edge of the train.
And will propose to the heroine, right?
That's when we'll reveal that she's a ghost.
She pulls out the guitar and bangs it on the hero's head.
That's when we will add a voiceover.
For example.
Yes, just like Suriya from 'Vaaranam Aayiram.'
'She was just as crazy in love like a ghost.'
'Her love landed strong on my head.'
'I feel it on my head, Dad.'
That's nice.
Look how brilliant she is.
Look how he's staring at her.
Who's that?
It's Veeraselvan, you fucker!
Oh, no. Smriti, you get inside. - Open the door!
What happened, Dad? - Get in, dear.
Hey, open the damn door.
Sir.. Where do you think you're getting in?
Sir, this is not right.
You've destroyed my life.
The project has been dropped just because of you.
What's this, sir? Why do you have a bat in your hand?
I thought of playing a match.
Fucker!
You made money by writing reviews about my film.
And you destroyed my life!
Hey. I've lost everything and you're having ice cream.
Fucking moron, happily eating ice cream.. - Hey!
Sir.. Oh, no.. - Are these books a show-off?
Do you think yourself to be Director Mysskin?
Sir.. - Just wait.
Wait.. I'll break your jaw.. - Sir..
I-I'll call the cops.
Call them. You should be arrested in the first place.
Do you even know what cinema is?
You're the criminal.
I poured my heart into it and made this film.
Sir, I know that.
Sir, you went a little overboard with those emotions.
That was the problem, audience didn't like it.
I went overboard, is it? - Everyone has the same opinion.
Why are you angry at me.. - I'm damn serious here
and you're mocking me.
Fucker! I'm going to whack you. - Oh, no.. Sir..
What happened, Dad?
Why is he angry with you?
That's..
That's nothing, dear.
He directed a movie.
I watched it.
I didn't like it much.
So, I gave a low rating to that movie.
That's why he's angry with me.
What was your score?
I got 2 out of 5.
Even I scored only 3 out of 10 on an essay today.
I was angry just like you.
That's when my dad said something.
What did he say?
It's not necessary that everyone will like what we do.
Everyone's got a different taste.
We should be happy in the first place.
We should do what we love.
If others like that, it's awesome.
Is that fine?
Your reviews suck.
But you're a good parent.
I'll let you live.
I will make another movie.
And you'll give a rating of 4.
You should.
I'm waiting, sir.
You will never change, will you?
Damn you.
Thank goodness he left.
Phew!
Thank God you saved me from him.
Mom.. - What the hell happened here?
Is this how you're raising the child?
Just look at this mess.
No, Mom, it wasn't my dad. It was that person who did this.
You come. Let's leave.
Pavithra, listen to me, nothing as such happened.
You come!
Hey, Pavithra, Please.
Listen to me. - I can't trust him even for a day and leave the child.
Darn!
Hi.
Sorry, I got late.
No.. That's okay, come.
It felt weird when she left yesterday.
As though there was a tension between us.
This has never been there before.
I wanted to do something.
In fact, I wanted to act upon it.
And I know that she also wanted me to.
But some guilt stopped me from doing it.
'Guilt? Why? Did you do anything wrong?'
No.. Darn! No..
Nothing like that.
This is a.. Just a..
This is generally the guilt that we, men, have.
Since adolescence, we've been thinking of girls
also have fantasized about them.
But when we are
sincerely in love with a girl, such thoughts make us feel guilty.
That's what I meant.
What is he waiting for?
I can't be more explicit than this.
Let's do it.. - Let's not do it.
Although guys drool over girls
it's the girls who have to initiate it.
When I got out of the car yesterday and came back inside
it would've been romantic, if he had waited for me at the door, right?
Where's the photographer?
Freeze!
Hey! Can't you warn us before jumping in?
Candid photography, sir.
Come on. Shall we start?
It's already late and there's not much light.
Come on.. Hurry up. No other option but to shoot inside the house.
Sir, let's not do this.
Let's continue with his style.
Dude. It's a confirm, Clap block scene, dude.
Let's proceed to the auditions, read out the lines.
Just because I spoke once and smiled at you
it doesn't mean you can come behind proposing to me. - Yes..
Trolley shot! - You've mistook me.
If you get to know my true side, I doubt you'll even like me.
Camera, steady.. - I'm complicated.
Get that into your head.
Exactly, yes.
You'll be able to do it, right?
Downright local and gangster style. Do it.
Dude. And you follow a nasty style. Okay?
Nasty?
Do it.
Take out that cane.
Action.
Hey!
Just because I spoke once and smiled at you
doesn't mean you can come behind proposing to me. - Good..
Are you even aware where I come from and what my background is?
Nice.
If at all I start to yap..
Fantastic.
You'll be done.
Wow!
What a dialogue!
What's it? What are you staring at?
I'm downright nasty.
Okay? - That's cute, really cute.
Get that first into your head. - Oh, gosh!
That's great body language.
Excellent! - Thank you!
Marbles, mosaic.. - Thank you, sir.. - ...Tiles, superb..
You were just amazing.
Did you see her performance?
Santhosh, your time starts now.
Do you know what you've done?
And how you've done it?
Are you doing this to mess with me?
You did see how she did it, right?
I want nasty!
Come on.
Hey!
Do you know what you've done?
And how you've done it?
You've turned my life upside down. Bitch!
Are you trying to change the modulation?
I'm asking you. You're trying such tricks on me?
I want nasty.
Noise is not enough.
You should get furious! She's standing right next to you, right?
Hey, Meera.
Do it.
Just repeat what you did earlier.
Hey! - Hey, freeze!
Look at that expression and the way she has rolled her tongue.
Freeze out!
Do it. Do it, damn it.
Maybe during childhood, kids weren't so fond of their teachers.
But we're the ones doing the dirty job.
In spite of your hatred towards us, it's our duty to
guide you to the right direction.
Dad! It was a harmless joke.
But you said many come to watch his show.
In that case, he should say the right things.
If not, they'll have a common perception about teachers, right?
Badri.
Have you ever got beat up by teachers?
Yes.
I have, sir.
Have those moments made a huge impact on your life today?
Huh? - Has it or not?
Yes, sir, it has indeed made a big impact.
So?
Here on, if you're going to crack jokes on teachers
make sure they're healthy ones.
Okay? - Okay, sir.
Okay then, tell us a joke.
Right now?
Yes, now, go on.
The bell has rung! Can we go home, sir?
That's a good one..
It must be the guy who irons our clothes.
Get the clothes. - I'll get them.
Hey. Hey! Why are you so worked up?
You were chilled when we got here.
Hey, remember I had mentioned
that I was scared of just one headmaster in my whole life.
Yes, you did.
Does my father remind you of him?
Does he remind me!
That headmaster is your father.
What are you saying?
Yes, your father came as a temporary headmaster to our school.
I didn't even know his name.
That's why I couldn't connect the dots all this while.
Hey.
Have you ever behaved inappropriately with him at the school?
Misbehaved?
I was beaten up by him like crazy. Do you know it?
He had whacked me outside his office making me kneel down.
Oh, my God!
Sher Khan.. - Divya.
Your mom has left the stove on, check on that.
Yes, I'm coming, Dad.
D-Divya!
Oh.. - I'll get that, sir..
Thank you..
Due to rains, there are so many mosquitoes. Where's that bat?
Dad!
What are you doing?
Okay, Dad. I'll visit again next week.
You could've stayed the night?
No, Mom, my roommate had asked to come.
Moreover, she'll be alone.
Dear.
Badri will drop you and leave, right? - Yes..
I'll drop and leave, won't definitely not stay there.
Where do you stay?
At my place.
My place is in a different area.
My roommate is a guy.
Just like how Divya has a girl roommate
I'm..
Okay, sir, thank you, sir, bye. - Okay, fine.
Divya.
I'll call you up and talk later.
Okay?
Okay, Dad. - Go safe.
I'm leaving, Mom. - Bye.
Hmm. - Superb. Darn!
Sir. In order to master the candid photography
I've done lot of research and training.
Also, I've gone through Ninja Training.
I just want to be like a Ninja Warrior.
No one should ever know where I'm and how I come
but should capture the perfect moment at the right time.
How's it?
What's it?
What are you looking at? - Nothing.
Okay, let me go and adjust my hair.
Hey. - Hey.
Freeze!
Fuck, every single time.
Ninja!
Damn..
Hey!
Fucker, motherfucker!
Do you know what you've done?
You've turned my life upside down.
You wretch!
Why the hell did you do this?
Tell me, give me an answer.
Balaji!
Sorry, Santhosh.
I want stronger emotions, the nasty ones.
Why can't you curse at her?
She's standing right next to you, right?
Don't you feel like abusing her?
Don't you feel like cussing at her?
What do you say?
Sir, why don't we do this? - Tell me.
Hey!
What the fuck have you done?
You've turned my life upside down
and trampled on it like a bitch.
Superb! - We shall do this.
Why don't you come and sit here?
Look how smart she is. She must belong to my team.
Why can't you do the way she does?
Are you noting this down?
I've noted it down.
Not her, have you made a note on the paper?
Yes, I did it, sir.
Sir.
I think, at the end..
'Dear, how could you do this?'
If we end it this way
the audience will applaud.
I love you, dear. Hey, come here.
Sit here and get thrashed by me.
Hey! Listen.
Didn't I mention the same dialogue during the first discussion?
You did. - No one listened to me.
This is a.. - Look, now she's saying the same thing.
Such an innocent soul.
You got thrashed, right? Why are you still sitting? Get up and leave.
If not, you'll laze around here.
What are you looking at? Leave.
Just give me one more chance, will exactly enact it your way.
I'm a huge fan of Gautham Menon.
Let's do it in his style. Please.
He keeps repeating his name.
Look here.
I'm going to change this film's entire script.
And present to him in a different style.
Meera, I will require your input on this. Okay?
Let's kill it, sir! - God!
Wow, look how she killed it, do that right to his face now!
Seems like she's Dhanush's fan.
Her performance is awesome.
I'll fucking kill you!
That's perfect.
Look at her. She's got the swag.
Look at you guys, working with old hags.
Bloody dimwit!
Bloody.
Hey, what are you still looking at? Leave.
Argh! - Hey!
Look at him staring.
Idiotic fellow!
Meera, come here, take your seat.
That was so much fun.
You should've seen his face.
'So, are you going to act in Gautham Menon's film?'
No..
I told them I won't.
Santhosh shouldn't act in his film.
That's what I want.
In spite of so many options
why the hell did I fall in love with Meera?
Sir, look here, here, exactly here.
Smile please, sir.
Sir, little closer, one more.
Okay.
One more, sir.
Little closer.. Yes.. No..
It's a couple shoot.
And one last picture.
Perfect.
Sir, they all look good.
But that chemistry is not there yet.
It seems like something is missing.
Looks a bit forced.
Forced, uh?
When true lovers pose, how could it seem forced?
That's my exact question.
So, you're questioning our love?
Sir, I think we're conscious because you're here.
Say no more.
Imagine that I'm not here now.
Express yourself as if no one is around.
Stay just like that. Okay, come on.
When you're right here, how can we do that?
Turn around and look at the sea. - What?
What do we see here?
Is he a real Ninja by any chance?
Okay.
So, we're alone now.
So, what do we do?
What all couples in love do when they're alone.
Sure?
I mean.. I-It's not like us.
What do you mean by, it's not like us?
Do you see ourselves like that?
Do you think we're a decent boring couple?
We can be naughty too, if you want to be naughty.
Yes, you're right.
Hey! - We're a naughty couple.
Don't rip my clothes off, I have to use them again.
S-Sorry.
Right here or..
Not here, it's a white couch.
Shall we go to the bed?
So you're asking me to go to bed with you? - Yes.
No, sorry.. Was I too crass?
No, not at all.
So, how do you want to start?
Slow or fast?
How would it have been if it was on our wedding night?
That's a different scenario all together.
The atmosphere will be set and decorated.
It'll be awesome.
Hey.
If you wish to wait until marriage
tell me.
I'm completely fine with that.
I'm okay with it.
I was so sick of everyone thinking that
we're not into each other enough.
All along, we respected this
institution called marriage
and held ourselves back, if that's
causing others to suspect our love
then screw it.
Wow, what a candid moment.
And now, the door is shut.
Can you go and open it?
Sir, no matter how big a Ninja you are
this is just pushing the limit.
They're going to do it for real.
Come, sir. Let's leave.
Except for my photography, they cooperate to everything.
Thank goodness.
Your dad didn't recognise me.
I was so scared. Do you know?
Other than that, hope everything's fine?
Yes.. It went on well.
Moreover, you asked me to crack jokes on teachers.
Hope he doesn't take it to heart.. - Drat! - I didn't go overboard?
Nothing of that sort.
You spoke well in spite of being so scared.
He just looks scary.
Other than that, he's a cool father, don't worry.
I really hope it works, Divya.
It will, chill. Go now.
Hi, Mom. - Tell me, dear.
Mom, how did it go?
Do you like Badri?
I have no issues, If you're happy, I'm too.
But you know who's the decision maker in this house, right?
Your dad should like him.
Mom, did my dad say anything?
He didn't.
After you guys left
he went for a walk and got back late.
Then he went straight to his study room.
And he's still there.
He didn't speak to me well either.
Don't know what's going on in his mind.
Does that mean he didn't like him?
Drat.. I don't think so.
You don't worry.
What? You say all this and you expect me not to worry?
He's always like this, he won't share anything.
When have I ever understood anything
that's running in his head? Tell me. - Okay, did you eat?
Yes, I ate.
What about my dad?
He didn't, he went straight to bed.
He slept without eating, is it?
Okay, Mom, I'll talk to you later.